Romance Tips for People Who Want to Prematurely End their Relationships

God help me, I was stupid enough to look up date ideas on the internet. But it wasn't completely worthless, because holy shit, this site's recommendation's for "thought-provoking questions, perfect for car trips, long walks, or after-dinner discussions" is fucking priceless. The creepiest damn questions I've ever heard of in the context of a date. Here are some samples:

10. Were your parents demonstrably affectionate with you or one another?
11. Did you like yourself as a child?
17. How were you disciplined?
19. When was the first time you understood what it meant to die?
24. Who educated you about sex?

Granted, this would be fuckin' money if you were a fetishistic goth.

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